First of all calm down and take a breath. Even though you have every right to be entitled to your opinion, you cannot change the fact 5 Seconds of Summer ended up on the cover of Alternative Press.
Let’s be real here, they are catchy, write their own music, and sound just like what you probably listened to back in 2007. You’re just mad that a bunch of young girls who probably listen to One Direction are fans of them (and annoyed because you didn’t discover them first). They are a band that plays their own instruments and don’t dance around the stage on the cover of a music magazine.
Sounds about right to me.